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Birdie num num (The Party)

The Party 1980
Director: Blake Edwards
with Peter Sellers as Hrundi V. Bakshi
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The Big Lebowski: F*cking short version


from The Big Lebowski (1998)
with Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey Lebowski - “The Dude “, John Goodman as Walter Sobchak

Please keep your voices down, this is a family restaurant.

Pregnant detective


from Fargo (1996)
Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson, Bruce Bohne as Lou

Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge: Oh, I just think I’m gonna barf… Well, that passed. Now I’m hungry again.

Marge: Say Lou, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn’t afford personalized plates so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Lou: Yah, that’s a good one.

Stuck in the middle with you

from “Reservoir Dogs” (1992)
Michael Madsen as Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega, Steven Wright as K-Billy introducing “Stuck in the middle with you” (Steeler’s Wheel)

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy’s “Super Sounds of the Seventies” weekend? It’s my personal favorite.

Keyser Soze

from The Usual Suspects (1995)

Kevin Spacey as Roger ‘Verbal’ Kint, Chazz Palminteri as Dave Kujan

Verbal: Where’s your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure’s coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where I am right now. He’s got the front burner under’ your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.
Dave Kujan: So why play into his hands? We can protect you.
Verbal: Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You’ll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They’ll bail me out? Fuck you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you’ll never hear from him again.

You can tell me, I’m a doctor

From Airplane (1980)
Peter Graves as Captain Oveur, Julie Hagerty as Elaine, Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Murdock

Captain, how soon can you land?
-I can’t tell.
-You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
-No, I mean I’m just not sure.
-Well, can’t you take a guess?
-Well, not for another two hours.
-You can’t take a guess for another two hours?