Ben Miles as Patrick Maitland, Kate Isitt as Sally Harper, Sarah Alexander as Susan Walker
Excellent sausages!
Two beautiful women … and me!
Ugly women can have feelings too, which frankly doesn’t improve them any.
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from Fargo (1996)
Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson, Bruce Bohne as Lou
Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge: Oh, I just think I’m gonna barf… Well, that passed. Now I’m hungry again.Marge: Say Lou, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn’t afford personalized plates so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Lou: Yah, that’s a good one.
from “Reservoir Dogs” (1992)
Michael Madsen as Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega, Steven Wright as K-Billy introducing “Stuck in the middle with you” (Steeler’s Wheel)
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy’s “Super Sounds of the Seventies” weekend? It’s my personal favorite.
from The Usual Suspects (1995)
Kevin Spacey as Roger ‘Verbal’ Kint, Chazz Palminteri as Dave Kujan
Verbal: Where’s your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure’s coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where I am right now. He’s got the front burner under’ your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.
Dave Kujan: So why play into his hands? We can protect you.
Verbal: Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You’ll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They’ll bail me out? Fuck you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you’ll never hear from him again.
From Airplane (1980)
Peter Graves as Captain Oveur, Julie Hagerty as Elaine, Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Murdock
Captain, how soon can you land?
-I can’t tell.
-You can tell me, I’m a doctor.
-No, I mean I’m just not sure.
-Well, can’t you take a guess?
-Well, not for another two hours.
-You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
from Dean Martin Comedy Hour: Dean Martin and Foster Brooks
DM: What do you fly?
FB: It’s one of those big grey metal things with what-do-you-call-them sticking out on the side?
DM: Wings?
FB: Oh, are you an airline pilot too?
DM: Did you ever have any close calls as a pilot?
FB: Yes, especially since they moved the men’s room to the back of the plane.
DM: I was on a flight from NY to LA a couple of weeks ago and the plane lost an engine.
FB: Don’t worry, it’ll turn up.
via Jeremy
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