Creationism
Day One: He invented jam, helicopters, baked potatoes, Angola, people called Jim, hair, hairnets and traction engines.
Day Two: He made gravy, helicopters again, large clouds, puffy things, dogs that go Woof and yapping dogs which are bastards
On the third day He tought: Fuck, I better get a list, I’m making shit up here.While creating the shark:
Where’s Jezus with the ears? He’s in the lab? Oh fuck it, no ears for this one. Gimme the box of teeth. (To Jezus) No, you weren’t here. Ooh, I’ve emptied them all in.
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