from Dean Martin Comedy Hour: Dean Martin and Foster Brooks
DM: What do you fly?
FB: It’s one of those big grey metal things with what-do-you-call-them sticking out on the side?
DM: Wings?
FB: Oh, are you an airline pilot too?
DM: Did you ever have any close calls as a pilot?
FB: Yes, especially since they moved the men’s room to the back of the plane.
DM: I was on a flight from NY to LA a couple of weeks ago and the plane lost an engine.
FB: Don’t worry, it’ll turn up.
via Jeremy
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