Just won the Oscar for best movie: The Departed by Martin Scorsese
Frank Costello: When I was growing up, they would say you could become cops or criminals. But what I’m saying is this. When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?
Archive for February, 2007 Page 2 of 10
(Not sure if this should be catalogued under “music” or “comedy”)
David Hasselhoff: hit single “Hooked on a Feeling” (1997), a song formerly made famous by B.J.Thomas, Jonathan King and Blue Swede.
Ouga Chaka ouga
I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don’t realize
What you do to me
When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything’s all right, ahahahI’m hooked on a feeling
I’m high on believing
That you’re in love with me
Transcribed from the video: “John Cleese on How To Irritate People”
Captain: John Cleese
First Officer: Graham Chapman
Steward: Michael Palin
(or most of the Monty Python crew)
FO “The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats in front of you.”
S: (looks out) Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats.
FO: “Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it…”
C: “but do not unfasten your safety belts.”
S: That got them back to their seats.
FO: “The emergency sprill MUST be released…”
C: “but do not leave your seats.”
FO: “Do not panic.”
C: “Tea will now be served.”
FO: “Inflate your life-jackets”
C: “and extinguish all cigarettes.”
FO: “Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft.”
C: “Except for hand luggage…”
FO: “which you should sit on.”
via TheAirlinePilotsSketch
From his stand-up show “Delirious”: Eddie explains why singers get more women and does a spot-on impression of James “Godfather of Soul” Brown.
A couple from the UK, Julia Boggio and James Derbyshire, has used “The Time of My Life” as their opening dance and has copied Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey’s choreography.
It’s a promotion for her wedding photography business but one that’s well worth watching.
Rob O’Reilly performs stand-up comedy at the Cleveland Improv and deals with a front row phone call (around 6:40). Rob is a native of the city who went to school at Boston University and now lives in New York City.
White people tan, they want to be darker skinned, while black people want to be lighter skinned. So we all meet in the middle: we all wants to be Mexicans.
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