Transcribed from the video: “John Cleese on How To Irritate People”
Captain: John Cleese
First Officer: Graham Chapman
Steward: Michael Palin
(or most of the Monty Python crew)
FO “The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats in front of you.”
S: (looks out) Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats.
FO: “Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it…”
C: “but do not unfasten your safety belts.”
S: That got them back to their seats.
FO: “The emergency sprill MUST be released…”
C: “but do not leave your seats.”
FO: “Do not panic.”
C: “Tea will now be served.”
FO: “Inflate your life-jackets”
C: “and extinguish all cigarettes.”
FO: “Please remove the luggage from the racks above your heads and place it on the racks on the other side of the aircraft.”
C: “Except for hand luggage…”
FO: “which you should sit on.”
via TheAirlinePilotsSketch
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