If it seems like David Caruso ends every CSI: Miami cold open by strangling the life out of an already cheesy one-liner, well, that’s because he does.
(via defamer.com)
Miami Dade CSI Head Investigator Lieutenant Horatio Caine played by David Caruso, is the Head of the Miami-Dade crime lab, a forensic analyst and former bomb squad officer. In season 1 episode 2 Caine revealed that everything he knew had been taught to him by his mentor, Al Humphreys (played by Lou Beatty, Jr.), who is killed by an explosion while trying to defuse a bomb in the episode. Caine was briefly married to Eric Delko’s sister Marisol, which ended when she was murdered by a Mala Noche sniper.
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And the second one, with a focus on sunglasses:
Hah, these are great, thanks! I was so sick of making fun of him by myself and I thought, I bet someone’s collected all these cheesy one liners, and sure enough, thanks!