And Jezus said unto her: “Put on a tutu, and lie down in this box” and then took he forth a saw and cleaft her in twain. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. But Jezus said “O ye of little faith” and he threw open the box and lo, Mary was whole. And the crowd went absolutely bananas.
Lord, thou oneliners are as good as thou tricks,
thou aret indeed an allround family entertainer!
Marvellous!