Great show, because it’s Chris Rock. No white comedian could ever get away with this.
It’s like a civil war going on with black people and there’s two sides… There’s black people, and there’s niggas. The niggas have go to go. Every time black people want to have a good time, ignorant ass niggas fuck it up. Can’t do nothing without niggas fucking it up. (…)
Nothing makes a nigga happier than not knowing the answer to your question. ‘Hey man, what’s the capital of Zaire?’ ‘Shoot, I don’t know that shit! I’m just keeping it real, just keeping it real.’ Yeah, you’re keeping it real, real dumb. Niggas hate knowledge. Shit, if you’re afraid a nigga will break into your house, and you wanna save your money, you know what you do? You put the money in a book. Cause niggas don’t read. Books are like kryptonite to a nigga. ‘Here’s a book.’ ‘NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not a book!’”
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